Chrono-Scientists Announce A New Measure of Time: The Scaramucci.

This may be the interview line of the week, Neal Katyal told Chris Cuomo that, “Manafort worked for Trump for 143 days. That’s like 14 Scaramuccis.”

I urge that “a Scarmucci” be adopted as a new measure of time. Technically, a Scaramucci is ten days, the amount of time Anthony Scaramucci lasted as Trump’s White House Communications Director. However, I suggest ten days only as alternative definition for “a Scaramucci.”

As a primary definition I suggest “a Scaramucci” be used as a generic description for a very brief period of time. Examples in actual sentences may include:

  • “Trump only lasted a Scaramucci with Stormy Daniels.”
  • “Trump’s bone spurs were observed for barely a Scaramucci.”
  • On our walk my dog paused for a Scaramucci to do a Trump.

I think this really has potential. Spread it around.

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Retired lawyer & Army vet in The Villages of Florida. Lifelong: Republican (pre-Trump), Constitution buff, science nerd & dog lover. Twitter: @KeithDB80

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