“I Would Do Anything For Vlad.”

With Profound Apologies To Meatloaf.

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To be sung to the tune of Meatloaf’s “I’d Do Anything For Love.”

And I would do anything for Vlad
I would sell out my country and never look back
I would do anything for Vlad
And only about you I wouldn’t ever talk smack.

I’ll never forget the way you own me right now
- Oh no -
- No way -
And I would do anything for Vlad
But I wouldn’t do that,
No I wouldn’t do-

Anything for Vlad
Oh I would do anything for Vlad
I would do anything for Vlad
But I wouldn’t do that
No I wouldn’t do that

And some days I don’t cum easy
And some days I don’t cum hard
Some days I don’t cum at all
And these are the days that never end

And some nights you’re breathing fire
And some nights you’re carved in ice
Some nights you’re like nothing I’ve ever
Seen before, or will again

And maybe I’m crazy
Oh it’s crazy and it’s true
I know you can save me
No one else can save me now but you

As long as the media is turning
As long as reporters are burning
As long as our dreams are coming true-
Believe me when I say it!

That I would do anything for Vlad!
And I’ll be there through my second term
And I would do anything for Vlad!
And I’ll take keep my vow and seal it firm

I’ll never forgive myself if I don’t lie for you.
Today

And I would do anything for Vlad!
Oh I would do anything for Vlad!
Oh I would do anything for Vald!
But I wouldn’t do that!
No I wouldn’t do that!

I would do anything for Vlad
Anything you’ve been dreaming of
But I just wouldn’t do that…

Retired lawyer & Army vet in The Villages of Florida. Lifelong: Republican (pre-Trump), Constitution buff, science nerd & dog lover. Twitter: @KeithDB80

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