LOL, your “malarkey” is some of the best stuff on the internet! You are welcome to come visit us in Key Largo any time. It’s a nice place and we have plenty of room. With a couple of beers in the Tiki Hut, by the pool, I suspect the two of us can come up with some fun stuff.
We have plenty of sunblock because I have only two colors, albino white and fire engine red.
