LOL, your “malarkey” is some of the best stuff on the internet! You are welcome to come visit us in Key Largo any time. It’s a nice place and we have plenty of room. With a couple of beers in the Tiki Hut, by the pool, I suspect the two of us can come up with some fun stuff.

We have plenty of sunblock because I have only two colors, albino white and fire engine red.

Retired lawyer & Army vet in The Villages of Florida. Lifelong: Republican (pre-Trump), Constitution buff, science nerd & dog lover. Twitter: @KeithDB80

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