Mike Pence Makes A Fashion Statement.

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Black on Red: North Korea You’re Dead.

When traveling around a world to make hollow threats it is best to do so as directly as you can, and to dress for the occasion. Absolutely nothing says “dapper bad ass” more than a black leather jacket with clashing red tie. This is an outfit that screams “I love conflict, and I’m coming for you Kim Jong-un.”

Of course, an appropriate outfit is only the beginning. A hard stare, emphasizing a deadly serious countenance, is also a must. Unlike his constantly winging it boss, Pence prepares and we can only marvel at how long he must have practiced in a mirror to get this down.

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The arms folded and frowning shows the “I’m serious” look.

Next, keep up that steely glaring stare of deathly intimidation while pointing right at the commies to let them know that YOU are coming for them. Nobody but nobody is going to want a piece of this:

“No wedding cake for you, commie boy.”

Fashion statements like this will cause North Korea to back off its nuke program without us having to fire a shot. Thank you Vice-President Mike Pence for your brilliant stern faced and leather jacket Diplomacy. You do the Hoosier state proud.

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Retired lawyer & Army vet in The Villages of Florida. Lifelong: Republican (pre-Trump), Constitution buff, science nerd & dog lover. Twitter: @KeithDB80

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