Never let fake news get the breast of you. We need to nip it in the bud now before it cleavages our nation. However, in my opinion, the fake news problem has twin peaked and will sag over time.

I now offer the following lame and rhythmically challenged limerick:

The problem I have with fake news

Is that so many people I know are rubes.

And when they cast votes

From fake news their Birther promotes

It leaves us all looking like boobs.