President Trump today called for “extreme vetting” of visitors and immigrants to this country from Italy to protect Americans from mob killings. The President noted the dominance of Italians in the mob. In a statement the President stated:
The mafia is responsible for many, many deaths in this country. More deaths than you can imagine. The mafia corrupts politicians, bigly, threatening the integrity of our government. The mafia is undoubtedly responsible for more deaths than even Muslim terrorists in this country. We must take action!
Since Italians are disproportionately represented in the mafia, I am calling for extreme vetting of all Italians seeking to enter this country until we can figure out what the Hell is going on. I’m not saying all Italians are mobsters. I know some are law abiding, good people. However, not enough Italians speak out against the mob.
We need to implement this temporary, common sense measure for now.
I am considering whether we should require all Americans of Italian descent to register with the government so we can sort out the good ones from the bad ones.
It’s not personal, it’s just bizness.
Sean Spicer angrily explained that “the President loves Italians but hates the mob.” Kellyanne Conway said “these are the facts until we find alternative ones.”
After making the announcement the President headed for what he described as a “thought provoking round of golf.”