Well Kellyanne said something did happen that did not happen whereas this is first saying something did not happen that did happen and then saying it happened after all. Kellyanne’s Bowling Green Massacre comments are similar to Trump’s “River of Blood” monument at his golf course commemorating a battle that never happened to make his golf course more sexy. He simply has no concern for facts and reality.

I had a lot of fun on Medium with Kellyanne’s Bowling Green Massacre foot in mouth, engaging in multiple instances of corrupted “alternative poetry.” The efforts included:

Bowling Green Day” a play off Shakespeare’s famous St. Crispin’s Day speech.

The Charge of the Lie Brigade” with apologies to Lord Tennyson and his “Charge of the Light Brigade.

On Fields of Bowling Green” a corruption of “Flanders Field” the impactful WW1 poem.

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Retired lawyer & Army vet in The Villages of Florida. Lifelong: Republican (pre-Trump), Constitution buff, science nerd & dog lover. Twitter: @KeithDB80

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